Hey folks!
After an exhaustive search on the forums the closest thread similar to mine was this one, and it was never resolved
So here's my question in Video Form...
I find at least once every project I need to do something like this (skewing/forshortening). If I make a section view of a set design (cutting right through the stage), I'll do that by taking my set elevations and skewing them.
SOLUTION FOUND EDDIT:
Holy Balls, YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING. Behold: The solution, painstakingly outlined in VIDEO FORMAT, and annotated..?! Thank you all for sticking with me on this one. You make this community so welcoming and inviting.